Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:
1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.
2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do
so - okay, Windows does that.
3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that
too.
4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs
and systems. - Sigh.. Windows does that, too.
5.Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2)
and the user will buy new hardware. - Yup, Windows does that, too.
Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences:
Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their
program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more
sophisticated as they mature.
So Windows is not a virus.
It's a bug.

The Less You Know, The More You Make

"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as
Business Executives and Sales People."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Since:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of
the amount of work done.
Conclusion:
The lessyou know,the more you make.